There are many people on this planet I think I deserve to Jell-O wrestle with.. Not for any one particular reason, more for a bunch of small little reasons...

Wolf Blitzer - Someone needs to wipe that squirly grin off his face
Carrot top (asshole redhead prop comic) - I'd really go straight for the kill with him, fucking prop comics...
The First Daughters - I'd take them both at the same time, I'd slap the blonde around lightly while I make the other one call me Daddy.
The lead singer of Evanessence (amy something?) - I think I'd take it easy on her, some kidney shots and then just lick the salty tears of pain off her jello caked face.
Scott Baio - Chachi needs a jello style bootfucking so violent it would be heard all across the great nation of Canada.

So many more people.. too tired to write